“It is important not to concede early doors, but also important to score.”
Revolutionary stuff. Somewhere, a tactics board burst into flames out of respect.
Punditry watch
Did they really
say that?
A running notebook for baffling live sport commentary, brain-dead punditry and phrases that escaped into the wild before anyone could stop them.
“They just wanted it more today.”
The traditional post-match explanation when tactics, injuries, substitutions and the concept of football itself are apparently too much admin.
“If he hits the fairway here, he will have a much better chance than if he misses it.”
A sentence so obvious it should come with a refund and a small apology.